Hello friends,
So, finally its more then 2 months i have completed my MBA(i don't have any idea how!!!) .
As you know ,like everybody else i also got my campus placement and landed into an MNC IT firm. Here i ll try to share my 2 months experience with the organization for whom i am working( i dont know what exactly i did here). So here it is......................
PART - 1
21st May 2012 (Monday)(Time 7:45 to 8:30):-
This is date when i joined or you can say i born in corporate world(as people say).:D
i had to report to seminar hall (bldg no 12) at sharp 8:15 in the morning.(what the hell is bldg no 12??..as i thought,later came to know campus have more than 50 bldg,(what exactly people do here!!!).So i left form my place by 7:45 in the morning,reached main gate of the campus at 8:10,formal security check and i was inside the campus.Now here it was the main hectic job,to find out bldg no 12...pheww...i asked a sweeper who was in front of me,she told me the direction and i started moving....walking...walking..walking...still no sign of bldng no 12....i checked the time 8:20 already....i smiled ,first day and late to office..lolz....
finally i reached to bldng no 12..now again problem arises...there was a queue standing in front of me already....later came to know i have to put my details before entering the seminar hall...what the hell...i had identity card...(somebody told me from behind 'welcome to the world of QUEUE)..He was right..how..I'll tell u later.
Now again come back to my first day,..anyhow i entered seminar hall ,around 60 people were sitting in front of me,a drop of sweat fell down from ma forehead , i rushed for my sit. Accidentally i found more people from my college and i went to them.
21st May 2012 (Monday)(Time 8:30 to 12:30):-
Exactly at 9:00 o'clock..a good looking girl entered into seminar hall...our jaw dropped after seeing her...for starting 5 minute i do not remember wot ever she said,reason -i was not listening to her..i was just watching her..;). then our induction session started...omg wot a boring one...i was able to fight my sleeping nerve during my college,even when lecture of International Marketing or Life insurance used to happen.but here i surrendered...i slept with open eyes...how many hours ???, 2 hours ...:D...
OK,now it was lunch time ,she told all of us to go for lunch and come back in 45 minutes..we were like awww!!!..it reminded me of our HR Meets,wen we have to finish with our lunch within 30 minutes deadline by fighting for chapati,curry..nd dessert(bhool jao,kabhi nahi milta tha)...
Anyhow we left for our lunch,i heard that our campus have around 5 food courts....so we decided to go to nearer one. we reached there...what i saw was very astonishing...a long queue again...both for coupon and food(horrible then our sbs mess). we cancelled our meal plan...why (45 minutes deadline u know..)...it again reminded me of the words by that guy("welcome to the land of queue"....he was right)
Finally we had pizza,in Amul Parlor (those maintained by franchisee,with no cheese..:P).And went back to seminar hall.
21st May 2012 (Monday)(Time1:30 to 5:00):-
After coming back,i went to washroom...again queue, in toilet also!!!....what the hell...anyhow my turn came and ............(remember that guy...'welcome to the world of queue')....
One guy entered with that girl again,he had some bundle of forms with him.i recognized those forms,those were the same form which we had submitted before..not once ,twice...so what..he again distributed those forms to us..we had to fill it again with right details...what the hell..what about those ones which we had already submitted....i called that guy and asked him.."Sir,we have submitted these documents before,is there any need to feel those again"..the answer was annoying...."yes u have to fill it again,because we do not have those records with us....what!!!!! so why the hell they made us to fill those form previously..:X....
(Again it reminded me of my MBA life ,we submitted our documents more than 10 times in 4 semester career...then also those buggers used to tell us to fill again with a new copy of form)..what they do with those records every time....
(you guys must remember how many times we submitted our resume before campus placements..lolz)
pheww....so we filled those forms and submitted again.here comes the next part....'session on security,safety,breach,blaw blaw.....'..sleeping time again..:D...i woke up wen they called my name for collecting my temporary i - card.what the hell they told us that they will give us new i-card with swipe facility...'swipe facility???'
let me explain u wot d hell is swipe card...
whenever we come to our office we have to swipe in..so that our attendance for that day can start,but if only when we swipe out while going.
k..no problem that they will issue those cards next day..because there is some technical issue.....again i smiled "technical issue"..in an IT Firm..lolz.. wo bhi pahle din....;)
Finally our so called hectic day came to an end. It was a very tiring day,i must say,because 4 sessions on a single day...
At 5:30 i left from campus ....thinking...'was there any real difference between college and company on first day'......i didn't find any conclusion....but if after reading this u people feel any...please comment.....:)
HAVE A NICE DAY............
SHANAL AGRAWAL
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